Jack In and Enjoy: April 2008

Sunday, April 06, 2008

I Hate Monday!

Perhaps most of you will say "That's not new, we all hate Monday already!" haha.. well, I have my own reasons. Because on Mondays, I have to do PE. Yes, PE - Physical Ejaculation Education. Jumping and stretching, hopping and kicking! Hehehe.. IF I have to do it with some hot, young chicks, I might enjoy it, LOL! But I have to do it with underage kids. No, you got it right, underage kids. As young as 5 years old. So, yes, this is my other confession that now I'm a kindergarten teacher. I know some of might already rolling on the floor laughing your ass off or fall off the chair haha.. I teach kindergarten B, that means my students are at the age of 5 and 6 years old.

So, while most of you enjoy your weary days in some freaking cubicles or got abused by b*tchy superior comrades, I spend my days with kids. I'm being thrown back in a mixed-and-weird realms of Power Rangers and Barbie dolls, a world where Naruto will meet with Cinderella. Thank God, we haven't got anybody with the idea of marrying Naruto and Barbie. That would be awesome, wouldn't? A kicking ninja with legs like Paris Hilton lol..

Anyway, also on Mondays I will spend the time on swimming pool with these kids. Even until now, I'm still saved that I will spend the Mondays on an elementary school because my boss actually want me to be a teacher in her elementary school. Anyone who knows me in real person might still laughing until now.. so.. shusshh hehehehe.. It's because I'm a person with great appetite of sarcasm. If this is American Idol, I would be Mr. Cowell.

I can't believe that now I am a teacher, and I enjoy it. Even I enjoy more teaching and spending the day with female kids. They're more calm and easy to take care. While the boys always jumping around, kicking around, and no, I don't hold any personal grudge against it, I'm just worried that my balls would got kicked one day hahaha..

Ok, that's the latest update from me. I hope everyone enjoy the day. Any comment, sarcasms or just silly opinions, feel free to write them down hehehe..